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wee minx
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 Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: CHAT UP LINES |
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''Hey babes, why dont me n you do the things i'm gonny tell ma mates we did anyway''
"Listen darlin, i'm desperate and your no that braw so hows about it"
"Excuse me can you hold my pint while I go for a dump?"
Wiggle your forefinger at the burd in a beckoning manner.
When she comes over and asks what you want? Say to her..
"See how I made you COME with just one finger? Just imagine the pleasure I could give you with all of these" ....at this point wiggle the other nine digits
Bloke walks up tae a wummin in a night club "Hi - my names Bond"
"Dont tell me" she says - "James Bond"?
"No" - he says "UniBond, i'm gonny fill your crack in later tonight"
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falseface
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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How f.ucking rude ^^
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james73
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: Re: CHAT UP LINES |
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| wee minx wrote: | Bloke walks up tae a wummin in a night club "Hi - my names Bond"
"Dont tell me" she says - "James Bond"?
"No" - he says "UniBond, i'm gonny fill your crack in later tonight" |
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Smartalex
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Location: In The Celing above the Dressing Rooms in La Senza!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 
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Fjord
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Joined: 02 Aug 2007
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Location: Lesjaskog, Norway
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:13 pm Post subject: Re: CHAT UP LINES |
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| wee minx wrote: |
Wiggle your forefinger at the burd in a beckoning manner.
When she comes over and asks what you want? Say to her..
"See how I made you COME with just one finger? Just imagine the pleasure I could give you with all of these" ....at this point wiggle the other nine digits
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reminds me when in a night club in Trondheim but I only managed the two fingers 
she me made a nice smoked kipper in the morning though |
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wee minx
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: Re: CHAT UP LINES |
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| Fjord wrote: | | wee minx wrote: |
Wiggle your forefinger at the burd in a beckoning manner.
When she comes over and asks what you want? Say to her..
"See how I made you COME with just one finger? Just imagine the pleasure I could give you with all of these" ....at this point wiggle the other nine digits
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reminds me when in a night club in Trondheim but I only managed the two fingers
she me made a nice smoked kipper in the morning though |
, nearly choked on ma ice lolly there
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Smartalex
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject: Re: CHAT UP LINES |
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| Fjord wrote: |
reminds me when in a night club in Trondheim but I only managed the two fingers |
lose the other 6 Fingers and 2 thumbs in some sort of Norwegian Trawler Accident Did You?
That explains the Smell of Kippers then. 
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