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Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1392 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject: Late home again? |
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Jimmy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door. "And whit time dae ye call this," she starts angrily, "You went doon tae the take away three hours ago, and noo ye stagger back here stinking ae booze, wae nae food!"
"Look," the guy responds calmly, "How dae you fancy a chicken vindaloo, rice, bombay potatoes, and a chapatti - doll?"
"Och, all right then." his now really hungry wife agrees.
"Fine." He says, and throws up all over her! _________________ Am a Wee Glasgow Bissom ye know! :)
Look wit the wind blew in! :P |
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