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Doorstop

I've always liked Paul Merton...

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt
AlanM

The life of Jimmy Saville:

Early Years: Getting sweaty and dirty with miners

Later Years: Getting sweaty and dirty with minors
Doorstop

Ach Savill wasn't that bad .. evry kid that got a Gold Medal got a pearl necklace later.
James



If this guy really was a beast, its concerning how it was kept quiet all this time.

You wonder who else was involved.  


James H
AlanM

james73 wrote:


If this guy really was a beast, its concerning how it was kept quiet all this time.

You wonder who else was involved.  


James H


Good lawyers
cybers

He was faking marathons to divert attention or in the words of a 15 yr old

"He ripped my snickers aff"
sputnik

his statue was removed today from a glasgow sports centre.sorry nae punchline.
cybers

yi mean this one
fastnet

cybers wrote:
yi mean this one


That looks like he has a 20 inch silver dong........
cybers

Aye well heres his diving photo


It would be fitting if they gave that to the weans for bonny night !!!
cybers

Yorkshire Police have told the girl who first reported Jimmy Savile to them that "your letter was only the start of it"
James

sputnik wrote:
his statue was removed today from a glasgow sports centre.sorry nae punchline.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-19822296

Sir Jimmy Savile statue removed from Scotstoun Leisure Centre


A statue of Sir Jimmy Savile has been removed from a leisure centre amid child abuse allegations.

The DJ, who died last year aged 84, is accused of a number of "serious and disturbing" allegations which claim he abused teenage girls.

The BBC has said it is investigating some of the allegations which relate to activity on its premises

A wooden statue of Savile which stood outside Scotstoun Leisure Centre in Glasgow has now been removed.



James H
James

That's Peter Sutcliffe on the left...




James H
Vinny the Mackem

Sports shops have been selling Jimmy Savile Memorial Tracksuits.

You get an adult top, but you have to squeeze into a kids bottom ....  
Vinny the Mackem

I fancied a new, expensive suit. So I typed "Saville Row" into the new iPhone maps app. It came up with this.

http://bit.ly/T0QO7w

(Two topical jokes for the price of one, eyethangyou ....)
Vinny the Mackem

james73 wrote:



Someone has put up all the words to this.  Utterly hilarious.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassin...1035518&d=11624.76093&nmt
me

Re: I've always liked Paul Merton...

Doorstop wrote:
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt


alas this fakery has been around for years

http://dangerousminds.net/comment..._savile_under_age_sex_allegations
Vinny the Mackem

Re: I've always liked Paul Merton...

Doorstop wrote:
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt


As much as I would absolutely love this to be true, and even though the narrative reads like it could very well be true, it's a clever fake.  Very believable, but fake nonetheless.

Apparently he's sitting on the wrong team for a start (he was on Hislop's team apparently) but can you image that none of the crew or, perhaps more importantly, the audience would never have leaked this?

Still exceptionally funny and worryingly believable though!
James

Vinny the Mackem wrote:
Someone has put up all the words to this.  Utterly hilarious.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassin...1035518&d=11624.76093&nmt

The last line of the first verse is clearly "#bugger my bum" not "#look at my bum..."


James H
cybers

In his own words.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news...obiography-shock-as-pages-1359536
fastnet

Isn't it ironic that the Jimmy Saville documentary aired at 11:05pm on ITV....

He was used to being on something just after 11.
James

Savile is taking a posthumous pounding which is pretty ironic considering
that quite a lot of folk have claimed that dishing out such things was his forte...


James H
Vinny the Mackem

Jimmy Savile, what a hypocrite! All those years telling us how great it was to travel on British Rail trains, when all the while he preferred Virgins.
cybers

Doorstop

HAAAA!
cybers

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