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james73

Man who had sex with bike in court

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/m...126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

"A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying
to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House
Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year."


Clearly he was just taking Norman Tebbits advise to "get on his bike?..."

Seriously though, why did this even make it to a court? The guy was having
a kinky wank in his own room and he's up in front of a judge (who's probably
now been given a few ideas of his own...) for it?




James H
glasgowken

Quote:
Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register


Was that really necessary ? Is he a danger to bikes or something ?
wee minx

glasgowken wrote:
Quote:
Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register


Was that really necessary ? Is he a danger to bikes or something ?

, must be more to it than whats being made public.
Fjord

I've ridden a few bikes in my time with or without a saddle or a johnny for that matter!
james73

Fjord wrote:
I've ridden a few bikes in my time with or without a saddle or a johnny for that matter!





James H
james73

Quote:
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager,
who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register
but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate
object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in
Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


Apparently, he was released due to a lack of concrete evidence...



James H
glasgowken

BOOM BOOM

ex-tobester

If he gets that for boning a bike,

Hell im buggered i bone salmon every day (and spank them too)


Doorstop

Quote:


Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in
Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


He was obviously kerb crawling. *gets coat*
Ronnie

Doorstop wrote:


He was obviously kerb crawling.


He was a brick layer ...
Ronnie

And the first guy was obviously a pedal-phile.
zolita1908

either that or mentally disturbed,,,a cyclepath
cybers

Aww labeling the unfortunate...
He just had a puncture and was pumping it up.
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