Smartalex
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Once you've joined...Say Hello in here!Hello, I'm Big Eck.
I like taking photies and walking about also a cold beer to celebrate all the walking.
Cheers, Eck. 8)
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Lex Luther Blisset
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Girth20 whole extra pixels avatar width. Loving it already.
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scallopboy
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Welcome Lex, get posting good stuff or feel free to just start posting pish.
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Lex Luther Blisset
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| scallopboy wrote: | | Welcome Lex, get posting good stuff or feel free to just start posting pish. |
I'll start with a pish please Bob:
Mmmmm. Chocolate.
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james73
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Welcome one and welcome all.
Unless you're a hysterical reactionary fud, that is.
James H
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Lex Luther Blisset
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| james73 wrote: | Welcome one and welcome all.
Unless you're a hysterical reactionary fud, that is.
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Well it has been known. :wink: What do i have to do to get banned anyhowz?
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Lex Luther Blisset
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| scallopboy wrote: | | Post serious threads, sectarian or ism threads, or not come to end of the month drinks. |
What about Jism? Is that OK?
Great film
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road_kill
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Hello and good luck with you new venture.
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scallopboy
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| road_kill wrote: | | Hello and good luck with you new venture. |
Hi road_kill and thanks, welcome onboard to the place where it is safe to post pish.
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road_kill
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Good stuff. Everybody should be encouraged to come here and post their pish and you should be commended for your selfless public service.
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Smartalex
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Welcome RoadKill,
It'll probably be quiet on here for a while till some other pish posters turn up, but it's just for fun and without anyone getting upset. 8)
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HollowHorn
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FFs, let the rest o' us get a word in
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scallopboy
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| HollowHorn wrote: | FFs, let the rest o' us get a turd out  |
Welcome HH to the home of random pish, where ranting is actively encouraged as is posting while drunk.
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Smartalex
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Aye, Pish where you like, just don't get any on the rug...... :wink:
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james73
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| HollowHorn wrote: | FFs, let the rest o' us get a word in  |
Welcome HH.
James H
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Fjord
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Hello my name is Fjord I am from Norway and I am liking your country of Glasgow I take many pictures yes please
Fjord
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Smartalex
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God dag Fjord og Velkommen å Urban Glasgow!
Hello Fjord and Welcome to Urban Glasgow!
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Fjord
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thanking you Big Eck for warm welcome I am on Bus to Glasgow and will be there in a day or two for free houses and money I like beer also
Fjord
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Smartalex
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You are most weclome Fjord, Free Money and Houses for all, Sadly Beer costs many Krone £££.
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james73
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Welcome Fjord. Nice avatar. Do you like trains as well?
James H
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Fjord
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| Big Eck wrote: | You are most weclome Fjord, Free Money and Houses for all, Sadly Beer costs many Krone £££.  |
Thanking you, I have what you call big hands and small wallet ... yes?
| james73 wrote: | Welcome Fjord. Nice avatar. Do you like trains as well?
James H |
I not so like the Last bus I was on it smell off the sickness and pee piss but the trains I like some more
I go now and learn to speak like the real glasgow persons ...yes?
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Smartalex
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| Fjord wrote: |
I go now and learn to speak like the real glasgow persons ...yes?  |
Stemning ledig å stolpe urin inne Norsk hvis du ønske.
Translation:- Feel free to post pish in Norwegian if you like.
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falseface
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Hello
Stunning views btw
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falseface
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ah sounds good. Bit quite in here. When does the rest of the tits join us?
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ex-tobester
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once they all come back from the pish posting conference
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falseface
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excellent!
:occasion5:
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ex-tobester
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Its a mod thing the conference ?
(i reckon its a piss up)
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ex-tobester
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A big hello to all the new members.
SAY HELLO...it doesnt hurt and we dont bite
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falseface
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Hello
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ex-tobester
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| ? wrote: | Hello  |
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scallopboy
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| ? wrote: | Hello  |
Hello ? Do you like ?
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zolita1908
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ello
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falseface
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Aloha
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scallopboy
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Greetings one and all, with or without strapons
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zolita1908
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without ta, it doesn't go with my outfit
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james73
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Welcome Insert Name Here and zolita1908.
James H
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ex-tobester
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to Zolita
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Chief Inspector
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Chief Inspector over from the dark side reporting for action
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ex-tobester
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To Chief Inspector
you should buy a torch if youre on the darkside, unless you mean the south side
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Smartalex
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Sah.......Yes Sah!
Welcome Chief Inspector,
Also hello to ?, Zolita and Cuddlytoy.
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falseface
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hello new people
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james73
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| Chief Inspector wrote: | Chief Inspector over from the dark side reporting for action  |
Looks like you need to enable smilies in your profile there, Chef...
James H
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cuddlytoy
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how come ma name changed?
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falseface
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| cuddlytoy wrote: | | how come ma name changed? |
what was it before?
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Smartalex
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Admin changed your name to Cuddlytoy because the original name was deemed inappropriate.
An E-mail was sent to you to let you know you can have it changed again to something you like.
Cuddlytoy was just a quick replacement.
Please PM admin to choose a new name.
Cheers,
Eck
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cuddlytoy
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| ? wrote: | | cuddlytoy wrote: | | how come ma name changed? |
what was it before? |
thbollox, nuffing wrong wi that
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james73
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| Big Eck wrote: | Admin changed your name to Cuddlytoy because the original name was deemed inappropriate.
An E-mail was sent to you to let you know you can have it changed again to something you like.
Cuddlytoy was just a quick replacement.
Please PM admin to choose a new name.
Cheers,
Eck |
What he said.
James H
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wee minx
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Helloooooo , its wee minx here, this looks no bad . Looking forward to some excellent pish, hope this isn't "men only"
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Smartalex
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Hiya Wee Minx, Welcome aboard.
Not all Men Only we have one woman that we know of......You making Two.
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falseface
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hullo wee minx
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ex-tobester
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to cuddlytoy and wee minx
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Scary
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Chief Constable of pish posting reporting for duty You can run guy`s, but ye cannae hide Some right good pish posting going on in here
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falseface
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Hello Scary
You ever fished off the top of a building?
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ex-tobester
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| Scary wrote: | Chief Constable of pish posting reporting for duty You can run guy`s, but ye cannae hide Some right good pish posting going on in here  |
Im the Chief Commissionaire of Pish Posting, call me Sir
Scary
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Scary
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Tobester saaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr` click` Wait till i`m pissed saaar `click` and we will see
? `Prince`
I have pissed off several tall buildings, several tall people too, but that`s another storey
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monument
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Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any agro I am straight out again
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scallopboy
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| monument wrote: | Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any agro I am straight out again  |
Welcome. Oi, did you spill my pint?
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james73
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Greetings, Bienvenue, Willkommen, Marhaba, Barev, Zdravei, Jo San,
Shalom, Namaste, Ohayō gozaimasu, Merħba, Bună ziua, İyi günler,
Jagshemash wee minx/Scary/monument.
James H
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james73
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| monument wrote: | Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any agro I am straight out again  |
There's always crap posted on forums but agro will be clamped down on here,
and there'll be 'who annoys you' type threads either.
James H
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falseface
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| monument wrote: | Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any affros I am straight out again  |
hello monument
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HollowHorn
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| cuddlytoy wrote: | | thbollox, nuffing wrong wi that |
Apart from the missing 'e' do you mean?
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Smartalex
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Hello Monument, let us know of any agro and there'll be swift kicks in ThBollox for the offenders.
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james73
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| Big Eck wrote: | Hello Monument, let us know of any agro and there'll be swift kicks in ThBollox for the offenders.  |
Correct - failure to obey the will result in the issuing and you'll find yourself
James H
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ex-tobester
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Monument
Enjoy to y'all
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Mothers Pride
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Hello Urban Glasgow.
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james73
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MP.
James H
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ex-tobester
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MP
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falseface
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hello
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Guest
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| Mothers Pride wrote: | Hello Urban Glasgow.
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Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair
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wee minx
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| Anonymous wrote: | | Mothers Pride wrote: | Hello Urban Glasgow.
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Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair  |
That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest
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ex-tobester
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| wee minx wrote: | | Anonymous wrote: |
Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair  |
That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest  |
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Guest
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| wee minx wrote: | | Anonymous wrote: | | Mothers Pride wrote: | Hello Urban Glasgow.
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Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair  |
That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest  |
You do not have the curly hair ...even in the downstairs lady garden department?
No problemo Fjord likes that
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falseface
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Perv ^
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Fjord
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WTF ^^^^
Houston we have a problemo when it comes to logging in
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wee minx
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| Fjord wrote: | | wee minx wrote: | | wee Minx wrote: | | Mothers Pride wrote: | Hello Urban Glasgow.
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Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair  |
That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest  |
You do not have the curly hair ...even in the downstairs lady garden department?
No problemo Fjord likes that  |
NAW!!
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falseface
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Glass of water please
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james73
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| Fjord wrote: | WTF ^^^^
Houston we have a problemo when it comes to logging in |
http://urbanglasgow.co.uk/sutra696.php#696
James H
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Fjord
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| wee minx wrote: | | Fjord wrote: | | wee minx wrote: | | wee Minx wrote: | | Mothers Pride wrote: | Hello Urban Glasgow.
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Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair  |
That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest  |
You do not have the curly hair ...even in the downstairs lady garden department?
No problemo Fjord likes that  |
NAW!!  |
you are very naughty wee minx I have what you call the bald spud sacks just like a every good Norwegian... you have the videos yes?
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falseface
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Bald Spud Saxs?
Is that a new flavour of Pringles?
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Smartalex
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| ? wrote: | Bald Spud Saxs?
Is that a new flavour of Pringles? |
Naw, It's a new flavour of Tea:-
>Click Me<
^NSFW^
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falseface
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ffs
NSFW
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james73
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Furfuxake...
James H
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falseface
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| james73 wrote: | Furfuxake...
James H |
well admin what you going to do about it?
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wee minx
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, you see them in the butchers everyday
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Smartalex
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I fixted it.
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james73
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| ? wrote: | | james73 wrote: | Furfuxake...
James H |
well admin what you going to do about it? |
Fixed - now SFW....
James H
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Fjord
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very bad boys
Ban them .... ban them now before they bring you the grief!! I have seen it all happen before
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falseface
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| wee minx wrote: | , you see them in the butchers everyday  |
What bawbags?
Your not going to Morrisons?
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Smartalex
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Ban Me and I'll fill the site with:-
Be Warned.
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wee minx
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How the hell did we get from Mothers Pride to spam , I could go a piece and spam
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glasgowken
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Naebody started a bus thread yet ?
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scallopboy
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| glasgowken wrote: | Naebody started a bus thread yet ?  |
We were waiting for you to get here GK
Welcome on board, and mind the stairs please. Dind ding, hold very tight please.
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falseface
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| glasgowken wrote: | Naebody started a bus thread yet ?  |
If you do yer dead
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glasgowken
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Fuckin buses, scrap em all
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james73
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GK.
James H
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Smartalex
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Me Suspects a Fake GK.......
The real GK would never turn on his beliefs.
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glasgowken
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I'm an imposter
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HollowHorn
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There goes the cnuting neighbourhood
c**ting issit.?..love it
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scallopboy
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| HollowHorn wrote: | There goes the c**ting neighbourhood
c**ting issit.?..love it  |
Remember there's a prize for who finds them all
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HollowHorn
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Plipp Plopps
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