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Smartalex

Once you've joined...Say Hello in here!

Hello, I'm Big Eck.

I like taking photies and walking about also a cold beer to celebrate all the walking.

Cheers, Eck. 8)
Lex Luther Blisset

Girth

20 whole extra pixels avatar width. Loving it already.







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James

Welcome one and welcome all.

Unless you're a hysterical reactionary fud, that is.




James H
Lex Luther Blisset

james73 wrote:
Welcome one and welcome all.

Unless you're a hysterical reactionary fud, that is.

Well it has been known. :wink: What do i have to do to get banned anyhowz?




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Lex Luther Blisset

scallopboy wrote:
Post serious threads, sectarian or ism threads, or not come to end of the month drinks.

What about Jism? Is that OK?



Great film
road_kill

Hello and good luck with you new venture.
road_kill

Good stuff. Everybody should be encouraged to come here and post their pish and you should be commended for your selfless public service.
Smartalex

Welcome RoadKill,
It'll probably be quiet on here for a while till some other pish posters turn up, but it's just for fun and without anyone getting upset. 8)
HollowHorn

FFs, let the rest o' us get a word in
Smartalex

Aye, Pish where you like, just don't get any on the rug...... :wink:
James

HollowHorn wrote:
FFs, let the rest o' us get a word in

Welcome HH.



James H
Fjord

Hello my name is Fjord I am from Norway and I am liking your country of Glasgow I take many pictures yes please


Fjord
Smartalex

God dag Fjord og Velkommen Urban Glasgow!

Hello Fjord and Welcome to Urban Glasgow!
Fjord

thanking you Big Eck for warm welcome I am on Bus to Glasgow and will be there in a day or two for free houses and money I like beer also



Fjord
Smartalex

You are most weclome Fjord, Free Money and Houses for all, Sadly Beer costs many Krone .
James

Welcome Fjord. Nice avatar. Do you like trains as well?




James H
Fjord

Big Eck wrote:
You are most weclome Fjord, Free Money and Houses for all, Sadly Beer costs many Krone .


Thanking you, I have what you call big hands and small wallet ... yes?


james73 wrote:
Welcome Fjord. Nice avatar. Do you like trains as well?




James H


I not so like the Last bus I was on it smell off the sickness and pee piss but the trains I like some more

I go now and learn to speak like the real glasgow persons ...yes?
Smartalex

Fjord wrote:

I go now and learn to speak like the real glasgow persons ...yes?


Stemning ledig stolpe urin inne Norsk hvis du nske.

Translation:- Feel free to post pish in Norwegian if you like.
falseface

Hello

Stunning views btw
falseface

ah sounds good. Bit quite in here. When does the rest of the tits join us?
falseface

excellent!
:occasion5:
ex-tobester

A big hello to all the new members.

SAY HELLO...it doesnt hurt and we dont bite
falseface

Hello
xxx zos xxx

ello
falseface

Aloha
xxx zos xxx

without ta, it doesn't go with my outfit
James

Welcome Insert Name Here and zolita1908.




James H
Chief Inspector

Chief Inspector over from the dark side reporting for action
Smartalex

Sah.......Yes Sah!

Welcome Chief Inspector,



Also hello to ?, Zolita and Cuddlytoy.
falseface

hello new people
James

Chief Inspector wrote:
Chief Inspector over from the dark side reporting for action

Looks like you need to enable smilies in your profile there, Chef...




James H
cuddlytoy

how come ma name changed?
falseface

cuddlytoy wrote:
how come ma name changed?


what was it before?
Smartalex

Admin changed your name to Cuddlytoy because the original name was deemed inappropriate.

An E-mail was sent to you to let you know you can have it changed again to something you like.

Cuddlytoy was just a quick replacement.

Please PM admin to choose a new name.

Cheers,
Eck
cuddlytoy

? wrote:
cuddlytoy wrote:
how come ma name changed?


what was it before?


thbollox, nuffing wrong wi that
James

Big Eck wrote:
Admin changed your name to Cuddlytoy because the original name was deemed inappropriate.

An E-mail was sent to you to let you know you can have it changed again to something you like.

Cuddlytoy was just a quick replacement.

Please PM admin to choose a new name.

Cheers,
Eck

What he said.



James H
wee minx

Helloooooo , its wee minx here, this looks no bad . Looking forward to some excellent pish, hope this isn't "men only"
Smartalex

Hiya Wee Minx, Welcome aboard.

Not all Men Only we have one woman that we know of......You making Two.
falseface

hullo wee minx
John

Chief Constable of pish posting reporting for duty You can run guy`s, but ye cannae hide Some right good pish posting going on in here
falseface

Hello Scary
You ever fished off the top of a building?
ex-tobester

Scary wrote:
Chief Constable of pish posting reporting for duty You can run guy`s, but ye cannae hide   Some right good pish posting going on in here  


Im the Chief Commissionaire of Pish Posting, call me Sir
John

Tobester saaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr` click` Wait till i`m pissed saaar `click` and we will see

? `Prince`
I have pissed off several tall buildings, several tall people too, but that`s another storey
monument

Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any agro I am straight out again
UG_admin

monument wrote:
Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any agro I am straight out again


Welcome. Oi, did you spill my pint?
James



Greetings, Bienvenue, Willkommen, Marhaba, Barev, Zdravei, Jo San,
Shalom, Namaste, Ohayō gozaimasu, Merħba, Bună ziua, İyi gnler,
Jagshemash wee minx/Scary/monument.




James H
James

monument wrote:
Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any agro I am straight out again

There's always crap posted on forums but agro will be clamped down on here,
and there'll be 'who annoys you' type threads either.




James H
falseface

monument wrote:
Right, I am in. But I am warning you, if there is any affros I am straight out again


hello monument
HollowHorn

cuddlytoy wrote:
thbollox, nuffing wrong wi that

Apart from the missing 'e' do you mean?
Smartalex

Hello Monument, let us know of any agro and there'll be swift kicks in ThBollox for the offenders.
James

Big Eck wrote:
Hello Monument, let us know of any agro and there'll be swift kicks in ThBollox for the offenders.

Correct - failure to obey the will result in the issuing and you'll find yourself



James H
Mothers Pride

Hello Urban Glasgow.


James

MP.




James H
ex-tobester



MP
falseface

hello
Guest

Mothers Pride wrote:
Hello Urban Glasgow.



Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair
wee minx

Anonymous wrote:
Mothers Pride wrote:
Hello Urban Glasgow.



Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair


That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest
ex-tobester

wee minx wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair


That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest




Guest

wee minx wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Mothers Pride wrote:
Hello Urban Glasgow.



Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair


That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest


You do not have the curly hair ...even in the downstairs lady garden department?

No problemo Fjord likes that
falseface

Perv ^
Fjord

WTF ^^^^


Houston we have a problemo when it comes to logging in
wee minx

Fjord wrote:
wee minx wrote:
wee Minx wrote:
Mothers Pride wrote:
Hello Urban Glasgow.



Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair


That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest


You do not have the curly hair ...even in the downstairs lady garden department?

No problemo Fjord likes that


NAW!!
falseface

Glass of water please
James

Fjord wrote:
WTF ^^^^


Houston we have a problemo when it comes to logging in

http://urbanglasgow.co.uk/sutra696.php#696




James H
Fjord

wee minx wrote:
Fjord wrote:
wee minx wrote:
wee Minx wrote:
Mothers Pride wrote:
Hello Urban Glasgow.



Hellooooo Mothers Pride , I eat my crusts and i don't have curly hair


That was me, I got logged out and it posted me as a guest


You do not have the curly hair ...even in the downstairs lady garden department?

No problemo Fjord likes that


NAW!!


you are very naughty wee minx I have what you call the bald spud sacks just like a every good Norwegian... you have the videos yes?
falseface

Bald Spud Saxs?
Is that a new flavour of Pringles?
Smartalex

? wrote:
Bald Spud Saxs?
Is that a new flavour of Pringles?


Naw, It's a new flavour of Tea:-
>Click Me<
^NSFW^
falseface

ffs
NSFW

James

Furfuxake...





James H
falseface

james73 wrote:
Furfuxake...





James H


well admin what you going to do about it?


wee minx

, you see them in the butchers everyday
Smartalex

I fixted it.
James

? wrote:
james73 wrote:
Furfuxake...





James H


well admin what you going to do about it?

Fixed - now SFW....






James H
Fjord

very bad boys


Ban them .... ban them now before they bring you the grief!! I have seen it all happen before



falseface

wee minx wrote:
, you see them in the butchers everyday


What bawbags?
Your not going to Morrisons?
Smartalex


Ban Me and I'll fill the site with:-


Be Warned.
wee minx

How the hell did we get from Mothers Pride to spam , I could go a piece and spam
glasgowken

Naebody started a bus thread yet ?
UG_admin

glasgowken wrote:
Naebody started a bus thread yet ?


We were waiting for you to get here GK

Welcome on board, and mind the stairs please. Dind ding, hold very tight please.
falseface

glasgowken wrote:
Naebody started a bus thread yet ?


If you do yer dead

glasgowken

Fuckin buses, scrap em all
James

GK.




James H
Smartalex

Me Suspects a Fake GK.......

The real GK would never turn on his beliefs.
glasgowken

I'm an imposter


HollowHorn

There goes the cnuting neighbourhood

c**ting issit.?..love it
UG_admin

HollowHorn wrote:
There goes the c**ting neighbourhood

c**ting issit.?..love it


Remember there's a prize for who finds them all
HollowHorn

Plipp Plopps
Alex Glass

Hi Everybody

Hi

Was wondering were you had all gone.

Just logged in to catch up on this site.

Hope you don't mind
Smartalex

Not at all Alex, you are most welcome.

James

Re: Hi Everybody

Alex Glass wrote:
Hi

Was wondering were you had all gone.

Just logged in to catch up on this site.

Hope you don't mind

Not in the slightest. Welcome aboard Alex.

Yes, this is where some of us are residing these days...




James H
falseface

Hello Alex
Alex Glass

It has been very lonely for a while.

Just settleing in but this looks good James. Well done.

You know if you need any help with access to some of those places previously visited or others I am happy to help if I can.

James

Any and all help most appreciated, Alex - thanks.




James H
Chief Inspector

Is that Alex Glass the mad vicar from over Polmadie way??
howdie Pastor
Chief Inspector

Sorry wrong one its the tory MP from over Newlands way....
might have a few Questions for you young man.
James






James H
HollowHorn

Aye, welcome, Ally Doll. (Ah votit fur yoo, btw)
James

HollowHorn wrote:
Aye, welcome, Ally Doll. (Ah votit fur yoo, btw)

A bit premature there, HH. I'm guessing not the first time you've heard that
phrase either...




James H
falseface

james73 wrote:
HollowHorn wrote:
Aye, welcome, Ally Doll. (Ah votit fur yoo, btw)

A bit premature there, HH. I'm guessing not the first time you've heard that
phrase either...




James H


ding dong
HollowHorn

Big Ben's workin' again then?

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