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Hugo Drax

re: Man who had sex with bike in court

ffs a man can't even indulge in his preferred sexual practice in the privacy of his own hotel room. Live and let live I say.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
scallopboy

Hugo Drax wrote:
ffs a man can't even indulge in his preferred sexual practice in the privacy of his own hotel room. Live and let live I say.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm


Was it a girl or boy bike? Does that make a difference? Did it have a bell? Did he ring its bell? Did he have his helmet on? So many questions unanswered by the so-called quality media.
Doorstop

He was obviously a pedal-phile.

I stole that gag from someone else.
Stuball

The debate over this one is hoting up!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

I'd like to know why housekeeping are unlocking a bedroom door without reasonable attempt to get the attention of any possible occupant!

This cracked me up though

Quote:
"This case should not prevent people who want to engage in this sort of activity doing so.

"What I would say to a client of mine that wanted to do this kind of thing is as long as it's behind a bolted door, with an inanimate object, then each to their own."

AlanM

That's some reputation he's saddled with now!
james73

That sort of pun wheelie isnt necessary...




James H
scallopboy

On yer bike the lot of you
Fjord

Re: re: Man who had sex with bike in court

Hugo Drax wrote:
ffs a man can't even indulge in his preferred sexual practice in the privacy of his own hotel room. Live and let live I say.



Hey don't know of anybody getting AIDs after riding a bicycle as Hugo says live and let live or better still take out a subscription with Xmas just around the corner it will make an ideal gift for a Father or brother.

scallopboy

Ooooh sniff my saddle

Fish

Fjord

scallopboy wrote:
Ooooh sniff my saddle

Fish



It's not all about aroma it's also about texture and warmth just ask any professional Snudger or Snudgeman
ex-tobester

scallopboy wrote:
Ooooh sniff my saddle

Fish




Wis that you hanging around mab bike the other day, ya bugger
scallopboy

tobester wrote:
scallopboy wrote:
Ooooh sniff my saddle

Fish




Wis that you hanging around mab bike the other day, ya bugger


ex-tobester

Found his bike online....

glasgowken

At least he won't fall off.
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