Hugo Drax
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re: Man who had sex with bike in courtffs a man can't even indulge in his preferred sexual practice in the privacy of his own hotel room. Live and let live I say.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
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scallopboy
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Was it a girl or boy bike? Does that make a difference? Did it have a bell? Did he ring its bell? Did he have his helmet on? So many questions unanswered by the so-called quality media.
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Doorstop
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He was obviously a pedal-phile.
I stole that gag from someone else.
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Stuball
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The debate over this one is hoting up!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm
I'd like to know why housekeeping are unlocking a bedroom door without reasonable attempt to get the attention of any possible occupant!
This cracked me up though
| Quote: | "This case should not prevent people who want to engage in this sort of activity doing so.
"What I would say to a client of mine that wanted to do this kind of thing is as long as it's behind a bolted door, with an inanimate object, then each to their own."
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AlanM
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That's some reputation he's saddled with now!
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james73
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That sort of pun wheelie isnt necessary...
James H
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scallopboy
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On yer bike the lot of you
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Fjord
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Re: re: Man who had sex with bike in court | Hugo Drax wrote: | ffs a man can't even indulge in his preferred sexual practice in the privacy of his own hotel room. Live and let live I say.
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Hey don't know of anybody getting AIDs after riding a bicycle as Hugo says live and let live or better still take out a subscription with Xmas just around the corner it will make an ideal gift for a Father or brother.
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scallopboy
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Ooooh sniff my saddle
Fish
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Fjord
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| scallopboy wrote: | Ooooh sniff my saddle
Fish
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It's not all about aroma it's also about texture and warmth just ask any professional Snudger or Snudgeman
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ex-tobester
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| scallopboy wrote: | Ooooh sniff my saddle
Fish
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Wis that you hanging around mab bike the other day, ya bugger
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scallopboy
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| tobester wrote: | | scallopboy wrote: | Ooooh sniff my saddle
Fish
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Wis that you hanging around mab bike the other day, ya bugger |
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ex-tobester
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Found his bike online....
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glasgowken
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At least he won't fall off.
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