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wee minx

School Days

Clackers...who remembers them...feckin sore
falseface

I lost an eye with them
ex-tobester

Swirlies or dookings...always hope the bog was flushed first

I hated school, not in contact with anyone from my year anymore most were bullying

Never had clackers altho my sister did (i think)
wee minx

tobester wrote:


Never had clackers altho my sister did (i think)


TOBESTER ...it was a game
Alex Glass

Toby sorry to hear your sister had the balls in the family

Remember the black and blue marks on my hands more that the Clackers.
ex-tobester

Aye i sold mine on ebay
wee minx

tobester wrote:
Aye i sold mine on ebay


For sale

One pair of Clackers...hardly used.

Please pick up as ma hons ur awe bandaged up the noo
falseface

tobester wrote:


I hated school, not in contact with anyone from my year anymore most were bullying me most days. I used to talk loads of sh!te everday. Never understood why I was singled out


I'd watch out it might start again
ex-tobester

wee minx wrote:
tobester wrote:
Aye i sold mine on ebay


For sale

One pair of Clackers...hardly used.

Please pick up as ma hons ur awe bandaged up the noo



Im shocked WM,



Wheres the boytoy for hire thread on here?
james73

Insert Name Here wrote:
tobester wrote:


I hated school, not in contact with anyone from my year anymore most were bullying me most days. I used to talk loads sh!te everday. Never understood why I was singled out


I'd watch out it might start again





James H
wee minx

james73 wrote:
Insert Name Here wrote:
tobester wrote:


I hated school, not in contact with anyone from my year anymore most were bullying me most days. I used to talk loads sh!te everday. Never understood why I was singled out


I'd watch out it might start again





James H

The talking sh!te or the bullying ...Tobester, I'll stand up for ye,,,am right behind ye!
ex-tobester

Hey believe it or not i was really shy at school, AND only 1 person i know, knows the old me.

I still am a bit shy.
Fjord

tobester wrote:
wee minx wrote:
tobester wrote:
Aye i sold mine on ebay


For sale

One pair of Clackers...hardly used.

Please pick up as ma hons ur awe bandaged up the noo



Im shocked WM,



,Wheres the boytoy for hire thread on here?



I'd stick to getting my clackers in order before trying out that sort of thing.
falseface

tobester wrote:
Hey believe it or not i was really shy at school, AND only 1 person i know, knows the old me.

I still am a bit shy.



I know that one person and she burst a few years back.
Alex Glass

A guy from my primary school left a message on Friend Reunited for me but I refuse to renew the membership fee so can't get in contact with him.
wee minx

Teachers pet names;-

Slanty Granty(Squinty smile)

KKKKk Katie Kant(speech Impediment )

Joe Ninety(black square specs)
ex-tobester

I tried to went to b&q, bought baw stick that failed, went to R S McColl and bought prick stick that failed....anyone got some chewing gum?
falseface

wee minx wrote:
james73 wrote:
Insert Name Here wrote:
tobester wrote:


I hated school, not in contact with anyone from my year anymore most were bullying me most days. I used to talk loads sh!te everday. Never understood why I was singled out


I'd watch out it might start again



James H

The talking sh!te or the bullying ...Tobester, I'll stand up for ye,,,am right behind ye!


Both WM and he used to hear that a lot - am right behind ye! t
ex-tobester

We had a Joe90 at hyndland in my year (1983-1988)

I was Fat Tam, also had a Poser, windy miller, a Stig
falseface

tobester wrote:
I tried to went to b&q, bought baw stick that failed, went to R S McColl and bought prick stick that failed....anyone got some chewing gum?


Get a tattoo its cheeper
wee minx

Alex Glass wrote:
A guy from my primary school left a message on Friend Reunited for me but I refuse to renew the membership fee so can't get in contact with him.

I sometimes think its best to leave it all behind, people are different, they are really strangers after all these years, just my opinion.
Would be interesting to hear any stories about reunions though.
ex-tobester

I've forgotten about school, altho one member on here was the year below me and he's a decent guy, another was a few further behind that, didn't know him.

Most of the new people i've met has been thru here and across the way
Alex Glass

I was going to ask how many of the belt do you remember getting but you are all too young to even remember the belt.

I once got 6
wee minx

tobester wrote:
I've forgotten about school, altho one member on here was the year below me and he's a decent guy, another was a few further behind that, didn't know him.

Most of the new people i've met has been thru here and across the way

I liked you it was nice to meet you on the Govan walk
wee minx

Alex Glass wrote:
I was going to ask how many of the belt do you remember getting but you are all too young to even remember the belt.

I once got 6

, you must have done something so dreadful
I got three of the belt twice, and two once(for turning around on one leg of my stool in science class...it marked the linoleum..limolium....plastic stuff )
ex-tobester

I was a goody two-shoes

Never got the belt, it did get phased out when i went to 1st year.

Never got a punni-ekky (punishment exercise) either
falseface

ive had six a few times
ex-tobester

What about 7of9?
wee minx

Insert Name Here wrote:
ive had six a few times

Recently?
ex-tobester

Insert Name Here wrote:
tobester wrote:
I tried to went to b&q, bought baw stick that failed, went to R S McColl and bought prick stick that failed....anyone got some chewing gum?


Get a tattoo its cheeper


Wis that no the wee guy from Fantasy Island.

My fantasy Island includes Carol Vorderman, Penny Smith and a few others who i wont mention on here
james73

Alex Glass wrote:
I was going to ask how many of the belt do you remember getting but you are all too young to even remember the belt.

I once got 6

It was still in effect when I was at primary, but got phased out when I was in
primary 4 or 5. This Maggie Thatcher look-a-like bitch gave me the belt for
no reason one time.




James H
Fjord

Your all as soft as sh!te I was belted that often my hands registered 3 on the Glasgow Coma Scale.

I was a bad bad boy
ex-tobester

Back on topic now...what about sports?

I like softball (fnarrr)

Hated hockey and basketball as i was fat
Fjord

tobester wrote:
Back on topic now...what about sports?


Turning up at school dosen't merit participating in sport
Alex Glass

I hated soft ball. The bat wasn't big enough so I alway missed the ball which was too small.
ex-tobester

Favoutie subject?

Mines was Russian, got the higher too
elgee

You actually did not need to have done anything to get the belt. One teacher I had just belted everybody, the whole class, if she was at all ticked off. Some reasons for that I can remember was she "heard whispering" and worst of all was, one boy arrived late so she decided to "teach" us all to be on time. The same person used to take maddies and fling the chalk duster (not a soft cloth but attached to wood) at folk who were stammering over their reading. She had rules about how we would sit at our desk ie no elbows on desk, when she was talking we had to sit with arms folded and if you forgot, well she would just run at you and drag you out (screaming n shouting in your face the whole time)n and an "example" would be made of you. She got away with what now would be criminal child abuse. I have rellies who moan about childrens behaviour today in the classroom but nothing could be worse than that womans, she was abusive. Full stop. ps there was no point in complaining to other teachers/parents as it was always assumed that children`s bad behaviour needed and caused the discipline.
james73

Alex Glass wrote:
I hated soft ball. The bat wasn't big enough so I alway missed the ball which was too small.

I liked Softball, cos I was one of only about 3 people who could hit a homerun.




James H
ex-tobester

One teacher primary school (thornwood) used to give 'black medicine' to you if you had a loud voice, never had her as a permanent one, but when a teacher was sick we got divvied up amongst other classes and got sent to her once, scared me shitless
Fjord

Ah! schools sports, I loved cross country running ... all the way home for an early lunch. Only the suckers went back to school

I also liked to attend Smoking School held in the bogs during the playtime breaks. I learned some advanced smoke ring techniques from the bigger lads and how to make a three skinnner with added roach.
Alex Glass

Three card brag. Now that was a great game.

Also moshi
elgee

What was "black medicine " ? I never cease to be shocked at the sheer terror that children were subjugated to in the name of education in the not so distant past. There was a culture of abuse which was never recognised but must surely have had an impact on whole generations.
ex-tobester

Dunno, but thinking back....maybe syrup of figs or treacle of some sort?
wee minx

Alex Glass wrote:
Three card brag. Now that was a great game.

Also moshi

What was that?
wee minx

Get tae bed..you've goat school in the mornin, mind yer hot water bottle noo, and go tae the toilet furst night night
Stuball

School was awright in later years.... 5th & 6th year when the teachers arent such bastards

Hated PE.... see, cause I did'nt like football, I was automatically pegged as a non-sporting entity. One of the boys that thought themselves as sport god was going to fight with me because I brought him down with a perfectly fair tackle while playing rugby. Or surprised everyone during softball by sending the ball out of the field onto the street.... teacher trying to bowl lightly at first but got wise to it.
cybers

Hated school got an 'O' Grade in Dogging it...
Even got the obligatory certificate to prove it ..."Get this signed by your teachers"
Yer for the first week then dig out the tracing paper....
Then came the 'O' Grade in forgery...

Always remember getting dragged into a meeting and getting told i would never amount to anything and i should aspire to be like him (HEEDY)
Funny as i met him a few years ago selling big issues in Sauchiehall street...

Chemistry was a barrel of laughs never took it too serious spent most of the time i was actually in class getting excluded and told to sit in the hall.
Pissed that teacher off big time by actually passing the 'O' Grade.

Hated the place hated the bullies and hated the teachers...
Actually went along on the day they started to rip the place down.
Been derelict for a few years now but rumour has it they are building some sort of village for some sporting event on the former site.

It will be haunted by the ghosts of the kids tortured there on a daily basis.
Stuball

My higher english teacher told me I will not pass.... passed and stuck the middle finger right in the face
Alex Glass

Wee Minx

Moshi was played by making three small holes in the ground in a straight line about a yard apart. You threw an old penny to try and land it in the first hole then the second and third. On the way you could gain advantage over your opponent by their penny or knocking it out of the way by hitting it hard with your penny.

The winner got the opponent's penny.

Stu

The same thing happened to me. Whilst playing crab football I assaulted the best football player in the school to win the ball. He wasn't happy and chased me out the school every day for about a week.
james73

Alex Glass wrote:
Wee Minx

Moshi was played by making three small holes in the ground in a straight line about a yard apart. You threw an old penny to try and land it in the first hole then the second and third. On the way you could gain advantage over your opponent by their penny or knocking it out of the way by hitting it hard with your penny.

The winner got the opponent's penny.

That was called 'moats' in later years, but played with pound coins.




James H
Alex Glass

A bit flash James

A pound coin

My how times change.
ex-tobester

Dont remember those games, they did play pitch and toss at school, i didnt cos i was a good boy
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