scallopboy
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Times you've wished you had a camera with youPollokshaws Road at Shawlands Cross 8.10am this morning. Bloke wondering over to the phone boxes in nothing apart from a pair of boxer shorts with bare feet. Locked out/kicked out I presume. 
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zolita1908
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crackin, mind you at that time of the morning, I was in bed with most normal ppl 
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ex-tobester
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| zolita1908 wrote: | | crackin, mind you at that time of the morning, I was in bed with most normal ppl |
Youve been warned zoe....using the word normal to describe yourself.
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zolita1908
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Wat that from the man who has a a train spotting book,,,I've seen the evidence
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Stuball
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So have I
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ex-tobester
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| zolita1908 wrote: | | Wat that from the man who has a a train spotting book,,,I've seen the evidence |
It was my induction stuff....youre off mah train too.
Thats 2 banned...you and james...whos next 
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Stuball
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Oh, me please!
By the way.... do tell.... how would you get either of us off the train?  
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scallopboy
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| Stuball wrote: | Oh, me please!
By the way.... do tell.... how would you get either of us off the train? |
Tell bad jokes in the hope of scaring you? 
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Stuball
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Such an act would warrant the alarm cord being pulled and window hammer being used
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scallopboy
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| Stuball wrote: | | window hammer being used |
On whom?
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ex-tobester
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| Stuball wrote: | Oh, me please!
By the way.... do tell.... how would you get either of us off the train? |
I can politely as you to leave the train failing that i phone ahead and you get removed by the BTP, altho you are on CCTV too on the train so we have many ways to nail ya.
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zolita1908
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god get your toys and leave, no more play dates for you two!
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ex-tobester
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Thats 3 now....
Time for a list 
James73
Zolita
Stuball
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scallopboy
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| tobester wrote: | Thats 3 now....
Time for a list
James73
Zolita
Stuball |
Go on say something funny about fish, you know you want to. You love fish really and Morrisons too.
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ex-tobester
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Ok, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
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zolita1908
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| tobester wrote: | Thats 3 now....
Time for a list
James73
Zolita
Stuball |
Did you ever think that if you ban James he'll just kick you off and then you canny make a ban list
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ex-tobester
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Whod post pish then?
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Stuball
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| tobester wrote: | | Whod post pish then? |
I'm sure I could spout alot of pish if need be.... only by request though
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zolita1908
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do we need to pay you for your pish though?
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Stuball
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| zolita1908 wrote: | | do we need to pay you for your pish though? |
Depends how bored I am
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zolita1908
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listen we've all seen your bored shots, so that means we'd have to pay. I can offer you some nectarines that taste funny and a piece of string. That ok?
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Len Scaps
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This afternoon on the M77 approaching J3......as a wee old wummin in a Micra came towards me the wrong way down the hard shoulder.......
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ex-tobester
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Never wonder how these idiots get licenses, i wonder if its a present from a cracker or downloaded off the net.
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cybers
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| Len Scaps wrote: | | This afternoon on the M77 approaching J3......as a wee old wummin in a Micra came towards me the wrong way down the hard shoulder....... |
Lol i must have just missed you as well it seems .... Though i was on the right side for uk driving and not driving on the right ...
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glasgowken
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Was in Lanark the other day, nice wee place (well, some of it ), and peering through the murky windows of the old railway station building revealed a nice old style waiting room with fireplace.
But I didn't have my camera 
If you're there, get a pic
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cybers
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Tonight.
Celtic supporter sleeping face down in a fresh kebab in Hope Street.
Wonder if he woke up chilli
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zolita1908
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When the ned in the street who canny control his booze, and wakes me at all hours, got arrested. 5 polis cars and 20 cops turned up, along with the inspector. Dragged him from the house, and threw him in a polis van. The best nights sleep I'd had in ages. 
best thing was i don't know what for, just happened to look out and check if the rain was off to walk the dug,,,,and there they all were.
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Hugo Drax
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I saw a lady walking down Ingram street the other day wearing a burqa and carrying a La Senza carrier bag. Would have made an excellent, but cliched, photograph.
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AlanM
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| Hugo Drax wrote: | | I saw a lady walking down Ingram street the other day wearing a burqa and carrying a La Senza carrier bag. Would have made an excellent, but cliched, photograph. |
Probably just as well, you could have ended with a Fatwa being issued.
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Len Scaps
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| AlanM wrote: | | Hugo Drax wrote: | | I saw a lady walking down Ingram street the other day wearing a burqa and carrying a La Senza carrier bag. Would have made an excellent, but cliched, photograph. |
Probably just as well, you could have ended with a Fatwa being issued. |
Try the same with your average Glasgow wifey and you'll just get a Fatwan 
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AlanM
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| Len Scaps wrote: | | AlanM wrote: | | Hugo Drax wrote: | | I saw a lady walking down Ingram street the other day wearing a burqa and carrying a La Senza carrier bag. Would have made an excellent, but cliched, photograph. |
Probably just as well, you could have ended with a Fatwa being issued. |
Try the same with your average Glasgow wifey and you'll just get a Fatwan |
you speaking from experience?
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Unh@ppyb@st@rd
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about 2 weeks ago it was cold & wet most of morning then little bit of sun shone briefly, i nipped to shops. A very attractive coloured woman walked past me with small bomber jacket unfastned, lycra shorts, small boob tube with stud extensions due to cold. I was gob smacked and had no camera 
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Hugo Drax
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But you will always have the memory.
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lise
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Down in the car park of the Ladywell Centre on Saturday, having a look at the Molendinar after all of that rain.There was a sweet young duck couple floating by.Very nice.
Lise
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falseface
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I saw a great potato sack today. I'm hoping its outside the shop tomorrow
INH
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cybers
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Today when the biker suddenly realised the reason i was travelling at 30mph with my hazard lights on was because i was being towed...
Would have loved to have seen his face when he overtook me then tried to swing between the 2 vans for his slip road only to realise there was about 12ft of rope there... he put his foot out to stop himself getting hurt too lol...
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cheesylion
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This morning when the woman walked out the door at Tesco for the alarm to go off, when the security asked to look in her bags she threatened to "punch his fcukin' heid in" and started a big rammy! The result? The polis were called to lift her.
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james73
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| cheesylion wrote: | | This morning when the woman walked out the door at Tesco for the alarm to go off, when the security asked to look in her bags she threatened to "punch his fcukin' heid in" and started a big rammy! The result? The polis were called to lift her. |
Ah, the Glesga banter...
James H
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cheesylion
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Aye, ye cannae whack it!
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ex-tobester
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| cheesylion wrote: | | This morning when the woman walked out the door at Tesco for the alarm to go off, when the security asked to look in her bags she threatened to "punch his fcukin' heid in" and started a big rammy! The result? The polis were called to lift her. |
Set the alarm off at asda maryhill and they dont give a damn, dunno how many times ive seen it happen, the place must a chorers paradise.
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Len Scaps
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| cybers wrote: | Today when the biker suddenly realised the reason i was travelling at 30mph with my hazard lights on was because i was being towed...
Would have loved to have seen his face when he overtook me then tried to swing between the 2 vans for his slip road only to realise there was about 12ft of rope there... he put his foot out to stop himself getting hurt too lol... |
Reminds me of the time I was being towed and a polis on points duty waved my tow car through and then signalled for me to stop, despite the rather obvious bright yellow drawbar between the cars and the fact we both had our hazard lights on.
It took longer than you would expect for him to understand that if the tow car went, I went too.........
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zolita1908
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Watching the drunks after the Old Firm match today. All the Celtic fans are shouting and walking, and this one guy stops. I noticed he's the only one in a Rangers shirt. He leans on the railings, and starts to sob into his buckie bottle. By the time I got the camera the Celtic fans had stolen his scarf and his buckie.
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cybers
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Went to pick the wife up from a night out ....
On the way i stopped at a sweetie shop and got a sherbet fountain.
Liquorice got papped away i then proceeded to pour sherbert into my mouth at the traffic lights. Pulled away and the blue lights went on right away...
So picture the scene ... Routine stop check Driver foaming at the mouth with white powder down the front of his T-shirt.
After trying to explain what it was the cop said i could have a drink of juice to help clear my mouth.
Coca-cola seemed like a good idea at the time till i had a foaming nose to match my mouth...
Polis man stood there pishin hissel
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Alex Glass
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Candid Camera shot Cybers.
Wish I had been there. Sounds like it would have been a good video shot 
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wee minx
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| cybers wrote: | Went to pick the wife up from a night out ....
On the way i stopped at a sweetie shop and got a sherbet fountain.
Liquorice got papped away i then proceeded to pour sherbert into my mouth at the traffic lights. Pulled away and the blue lights went on right away...
So picture the scene ... Routine stop check Driver foaming at the mouth with white powder down the front of his T-shirt.
After trying to explain what it was the cop said i could have a drink of juice to help clear my mouth.
Coca-cola seemed like a good idea at the time till i had a foaming nose to match my mouth...
Polis man stood there pishin hissel |
 ...Eh...hullo ocifer..it's jist a wee bit sherbit..honesty god!
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Stuball
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Should have taken my camera and tripod up to the bothy.... I tempted fate in favour of a less weight.
What I saw at night was the most amazing star field in the pitch black of the night.... humbling when you realize how ignisficant we are in the universe
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james73
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| Stuball wrote: | Should have taken my camera and tripod up to the bothy.... I tempted fate in favour of a less weight.
What I saw at night was the most amazing star field in the pitch black of the night.... humbling when you realize how ignisficant we are in the universe |
Was the same up at Suardalan last month. Amazing sight after the sun went down.
Had me camera but had no tripod and made an arse of trying to photograph the
star field. 
James H
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Stuball
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Did you see the Milky Way? I did.... the 2nd night it was a slightly different angle with the orbit of the planet
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james73
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Aye, you could see the galaxy stretching out across the sky.
James H
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Hugo Drax
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Get a room you two....
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Alex Glass
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Love it HD
Any update on the sky lighting up for you two
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Scary
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| Alex Glass wrote: |
Love it HD
Any update on the sky lighting up for you two |
I think you have the wrong forum here Alex, I could give you a link ( no pun intended)
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Alex Glass
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Thanks for the offer Scary
So were there any fireworks in the sky
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