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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually say this quite a lot .. probably too often .. but this afternoon on the telly I have seen the absolute pip ....


Chicago Deep Pan Pizzas are only giving away ...



... free fuckin' knorks - that's all!!! Free fuckin' knorks!!!

Free Knorks!! Every single mans dream!

Thank you deep pan pizza .. thank you from the very heart of my bottom.

ps. someone should phone them up and tell them .. oh .. and record the call eh? That should be good for a laugh.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




Bloody good advice if you ask me.

Read and take note wenches .. "If he feels the need to sleep immediately than so be it." and "should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining" .. obviously written by a Sex Goddess and a woman of the world. You lot would be in good company if you hung around with the likes of her.

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I'll get my coat .. the taxis already booked.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

love the part about having his tea ready for him in the morning....
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stuball wrote:
it's an outdated form of media that is unreliable and easily damaged beyond repair.

It's not anymore unreliable or easily damaged than CD is. It's people who are
the problem. Most people are lazy clumsy bastards who cant be arsed to take
proper care of things. I've seen a lot of peoples CDs that are in a helluva state,
ruined beyond repair.


Stuball wrote:
As for sounding better? yer arse it does. Decent speakers and a decent amp will let you hear it how the artist originally intended. Pop, cracks and scraping noises don't make melody

Decent speakers, a decent amp and a decent turntable is actually more likely to
let you hear the music how the artist originally intended, given that most music
is played on non-digital instruments, not as a series of ones and zeros.

I cant comment on pops cracks and scraping noise as my LPs dont have these
problems as I'm not a lazy clumsy bastard. Keep the LPs in polylined dustsleeves
and they'll last forever.


Anyone remember that breakfast TV item from the early 1980s when, to showcase
this new fangled CD ("perfect sound forever..." claimed Phillips) the presenter
smeared jam on a disc, cleaned it and stuck it in the machine expecting it to
play? Of course, it didn't play. Personally I've never even thought of smearing
jam on my LPs but there you go.



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a jam LP..................Does that count ?....  
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I have a jam LP..................Does that count ?....  



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I have a jam LP..................Does that count ?....  




Naw................It is definately the jam.........  
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not even ???

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