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wee minx Deep fried Mars bar


Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1395 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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, yip, i can't get both of them in  _________________ Am a Wee Glasgow Bissom ye know! :)
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falseface Sausage supper


Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 646 Location: Pitt St
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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falseface Sausage supper


Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 646 Location: Pitt St
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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I ate a jar of beetroot last week. It was small and from M and S _________________ Who farted? |
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scallopboy Gobshite


Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Ulam Bator
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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| ? wrote: | | I ate a jar of beetroot last week. It was small and from M and S |
Silly boy, remove the beetroot from the jar first next time, it tastes much better.  _________________ Did you call my pint a lass?
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ex-tobester Ex-poster


Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 913 Location: He's not here anymore, thats all that matters...
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| ? wrote: | | It was small and from S and M |
Leave sexual issues to Dear Sue or Just Joan
idea for an agony aunt page |
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Fjord Dodgy Scandinavian


Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 989 Location: Lesjaskog, Norway
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| ? wrote: | | I ate a jar of beetroot last week. It was small and from M and S |
did you piss red afterwards? It is a common after effect and not bladder cancer you'll be glad to know  |
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Smartalex Moderator


Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 213 Location: In The Celing above the Dressing Rooms in La Senza!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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A bit like too much Guinness......and from a different orifice.  _________________ My Photo's
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ex-tobester Ex-poster


Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 913 Location: He's not here anymore, thats all that matters...
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Just finished a split shift between cardonald and cambuslang
been up since 5am, i shattered off to mah pit
see yous all later
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wee minx Deep fried Mars bar


Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1395 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| james73 wrote: | My left foot is bigger than my right foot.
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ooooo... are you left handed? _________________ Am a Wee Glasgow Bissom ye know! :)
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wee minx Deep fried Mars bar


Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1395 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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I stood on a slug today, went a flyer (slimey wee bassa), big bruise on my bum
Wanna see it?
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