| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Fjord Dodgy Scandinavian


Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 989 Location: Lesjaskog, Norway
|
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| wee minx wrote: | I stood on a slug today, went a flyer (slimey wee bassa), big bruise on my bum
Wanna see it?
|
Yeuch! I was hoping for a pic of your bruised bum
Is it needing kissed to make it better?
Fjord |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
ex-tobester Ex-poster


Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 913 Location: He's not here anymore, thats all that matters...
|
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Fjord wrote: |
Is it needing kissed to make it better?
Fjord |
The slug or Ecks bum?
Id rather kiss the slugs bum  |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Fjord Dodgy Scandinavian


Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 989 Location: Lesjaskog, Norway
|
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| tobester wrote: | | Fjord wrote: |
Is it needing kissed to make it better?
Fjord |
The slug or Ecks bum?
Id rather kiss the slugs bum  |
I'd do both  |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Alex Glass Deep fried Mars bar


Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 1867 Location: Silverburn
|
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:03 am Post subject: |
|
|
One of my photos appears regularly in a magazine  _________________ I had a dream today
ALEX G @ flickr |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
james73 Moderator


Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 2321 Location: Utopia Planitia
|
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:06 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Alex Glass wrote: | One of my photos appears regularly in a magazine  |
Tell me it's not the 'One for the Ladies' pic in Fiesta?
James H _________________ Happiness ain't at the end of the road - Happiness *IS* the road... |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Fjord Dodgy Scandinavian


Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 989 Location: Lesjaskog, Norway
|
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:07 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Alex Glass wrote: | One of my photos appears regularly in a magazine  |
Readers Husbands ?? some size of tadger BTW  |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Alex Glass Deep fried Mars bar


Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 1867 Location: Silverburn
|
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:13 am Post subject: |
|
|
Haven't laughed so much in ages.
Nice one guys.
By the way  _________________ I had a dream today
ALEX G @ flickr |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
scallopboy Gobshite


Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Ulam Bator
|
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:20 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Alex Glass wrote: |
Haven't laughed so much in ages.
Nice one guys.
By the way  |
Been hanging out on the oh so serious other forum then?  _________________ Did you call my pint a lass?
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
glasgowken Single Sausage

Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 331 Location: Glasgow
|
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:19 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Fjord wrote: | | ? wrote: | | I ate a jar of beetroot last week. It was small and from M and S |
did you piss red afterwards? It is a common after effect and not bladder cancer you'll be glad to know  |
That happened to me (although not piss). Thought i'd had a massive haemorrhage  |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
wee minx Deep fried Mars bar


Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1395 Location: Glasgow
|
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Alex Glass wrote: | One of my photos appears regularly in a magazine  |
Oh Alex, yer jist the man fur me .
 _________________ Am a Wee Glasgow Bissom ye know! :)
Look wit the wind blew in! :P |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|