urbanglasgow.co.uk For lovers of Urban Exploration of Glasgow, Scotland, UK    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free) >   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Man who had sex with bike in court Goto page 1, 2  Next          urbanglasgow.co.uk Forum Index -> Random rubbish View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message james73 Moderator Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 2321 Location: Utopia Planitia Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:57 am    Post subject: Man who had sex with bike in court http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/m...126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox "A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year." Clearly he was just taking Norman Tebbits advise to "get on his bike?..." Seriously though, why did this even make it to a court? The guy was having a kinky wank in his own room and he's up in front of a judge (who's probably now been given a few ideas of his own...) for it? James H _________________ Happiness ain't at the end of the road - Happiness *IS* the road... Back to top glasgowken Single Sausage Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 331 Location: Glasgow Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Quote: Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register Was that really necessary ? Is he a danger to bikes or something ? Back to top wee minx Deep fried Mars bar Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1395 Location: Glasgow Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:13 pm    Post subject: glasgowken wrote: Quote: Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register Was that really necessary ? Is he a danger to bikes or something ? , must be more to it than whats being made public. _________________ Am a Wee Glasgow Bissom ye know! :) Look wit the wind blew in! :P Back to top Fjord Dodgy Scandinavian Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 989 Location: Lesjaskog, Norway Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:08 pm    Post subject: I've ridden a few bikes in my time with or without a saddle or a johnny for that matter! Back to top james73 Moderator Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 2321 Location: Utopia Planitia Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Fjord wrote: I've ridden a few bikes in my time with or without a saddle or a johnny for that matter! James H _________________ Happiness ain't at the end of the road - Happiness *IS* the road... Back to top james73 Moderator Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 2321 Location: Utopia Planitia Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Quote: Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month. He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. Apparently, he was released due to a lack of concrete evidence... James H _________________ Happiness ain't at the end of the road - Happiness *IS* the road... Back to top glasgowken Single Sausage Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 331 Location: Glasgow Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: BOOM BOOM Back to top ex-tobester Ex-poster Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 913 Location: He's not here anymore, thats all that matters... Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:09 pm    Post subject: If he gets that for boning a bike, Hell im buggered i bone salmon every day (and spank them too) Back to top Doorstop Fish supper Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 257 Location: Security on the door to the arse-end of Nihilsville Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:26 am    Post subject: Quote: Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. He was obviously kerb crawling. *gets coat* _________________ *If you're not on the list .. you're not gettin' in* Back to top Ronnie Bag of chips Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 104 Location: G12 Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Doorstop wrote: He was obviously kerb crawling. He was a brick layer ... _________________ Take a walk on the Clyde side ... 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