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cybers
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 Lol the police will no doubt be turning the screw in nautical terms to find her majesty's big twirly things...
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Stuball
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The mind boggles... what the fcuk are they going to do with them? Some new styled novelty car spoilers or rims? Senga's supersized earings to beat all the rest? How big are they? They going to sit them in the corner of their living room and polish them daily?
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Edward Fox
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| The police will doubtless be checking The News of The Screws today. |
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wee minx
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Kitten rescued by vacuum cleaner
Firefighters used a vacuum cleaner to suck the kitten out of its hiding place
Firefighters have used a vacuum cleaner with a sock on the end of the nozzle to rescue a six-hour-old kitten which had become trapped down a drain.
The fire crew was called to a house in Dunbar, East Lothian, in the early hours of Monday morning.
It is thought the kitten's mother had climbed behind the kitchen sink to give birth.
Rescuers used a vibrascope camera to locate the kitten, before using the vacuum cleaner to pull it to safety.
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zolita1908
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Sudoku-playing jurors halt trial
Playing Sudoku
One juror said the number puzzle helped keep her "mind busy".
A drugs trial has been abandoned in Australia after several jurors admitted they had spent much of their time playing Sudoku in the courtroom.
Judge Peter Zahra aborted proceedings after the jury forewoman admitted she and four others had been playing the popular puzzles to fight off boredom.
The problem was discovered when some of the jurors were observed writing notes vertically rather than horizontally.
Sudoku involves completing a grid of numbers in the correct sequence.
The three-month trial had cost taxpayers more than A$1m (US$945,000) and the two accused men faced possible life sentences.
Copious 'note-taking'
One of the jurors explained that the puzzle had helped keep her "mind busy" as she listened to repeated testimonies from the witness box.
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"Some of the evidence is rather drawn out, and I find it difficult to maintain my attention the whole time," the juror told the Australian Associated Press.
Lawyers had presumed the scribbling they could see jurors doing was note-taking.
"We actually all thought they were quite a diligent jury," lawyer Robyn Hakelis told ABC local radio.
"The judge had made many comments about what a good jury they were, how they were taking copious amounts of notes."
There is no legal action that can be taken against jurors for doing puzzles during a trial, so they will face no penalty for their behaviour.
A fresh trial is expected to begin in a few weeks, once a new jury has been called.
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Scary
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Hear ! hear ! There`s nothing like a nice cooked meal 
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Fjord
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No such thing as too many cooks  |
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HollowHorn
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| Fjord wrote: | | No such thing as too many cocks |
Whatever. 
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