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cybers Ice cream fritter Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 3792 Location: Central Cyberia
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:21 pm Post subject:
So yi took up boxing _________________MY FLICKR
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Doorstop Deep fried Mars bar Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 1342 Location: Security on the door to the arse-end of Nihilsville
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:35 pm Post subject:
A bloke.
A bloke in the bushes.
A bloke in the bushes playing a trumpet.
A bloke in the bushes playing a trumpet out of a plastic bag.
I went to Kelvingrove today and found myself inside a Salvador Dali painting.
I need a drink. _________________ *If you're not on the list .. you're not gettin' in*
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fastnet Deep fried Mars bar Joined: 26 Oct 2008 Posts: 1969 Location: On ma arse, In ma hoose.
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:43 pm Post subject:
Always cover yer trumpet when it's wet............ _________________
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Doorstop Deep fried Mars bar Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 1342 Location: Security on the door to the arse-end of Nihilsville
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:49 pm Post subject:
Ooh Matron ..
T'was bone dry incidentally.
The weather I mean .. not my trumpet.
Not that I've got a soggy trumpet or anything.
This conversation went bad bloody quickly .. even for me. _________________ *If you're not on the list .. you're not gettin' in*
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purplethistle Roll and chips Joined: 28 Dec 2009 Posts: 59 Location: living in the past
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:53 pm Post subject:
Beware of a man in the bushes with the horn! _________________ Why is there no statue of Frankie Miller in George Square?
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fastnet Deep fried Mars bar Joined: 26 Oct 2008 Posts: 1969 Location: On ma arse, In ma hoose.
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:54 pm Post subject:
Doorstop wrote: Ooh Matron ..
T'was bone dry incidentally.
The weather I mean .. not my trumpet.
Not that I've got a soggy trumpet or anything.
This conversation went bad bloody quickly .. even for me.
Try blawin' it.
It'll dry oot soon enough....... _________________
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Doorstop Deep fried Mars bar Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 1342 Location: Security on the door to the arse-end of Nihilsville
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:58 pm Post subject:
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AlanM Sausage supper Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 644 Location: Glasgow
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:15 pm Post subject:
Thought it was bananaman for a minute _________________ Come the fcuk in or fcuk the fcuk off!!
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purplethistle Roll and chips Joined: 28 Dec 2009 Posts: 59 Location: living in the past
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:06 pm Post subject:
Playing in a disused concrete pipe factory, crawling through the bottom pipe in a pile.
Building "German Tanks" out of sheets of asbestos with fluorescent light tubes for a gun, 'cause they made a great explosion cloud when you hit them with a brick! _________________ Why is there no statue of Frankie Miller in George Square?
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Fjord Dodgy Scandinavian Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 1570 Location: Lesjaskog, Norway
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:43 pm Post subject: Porche Boxster Crash Hyndland
A bit of excitement on Hyndland Road earlier this evening. Bang goes the no claims bonus... Ouch!
And yes the burly firemen nonchalantly rolled it over back on it's wheels and parked it at the side of the road. Not before making sure the wing mirror was safely tucked in.
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